i dont want a job i just want paychecks
"The more you can distract yourself, the better," he says. "First thing tomorrow, we’ll get you your own rope. Until then, take mine."I spend the rest of the night on my mattress obsessively making knots […] By morning, my fingers are sore, but I’m still holding on.
a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that